:] all for you

". . .and fuck your come-ons to me."
"I'm not gay."
"Fag."

SO, as you can see. MAI wears the fucking pants and I was too blind to see that because I was too busy being so Heath Ledger [R.I.P.]. But yeah, today, I seduced MAI to fondle on her ladyfingers and such. You know, straight up self-love clitoris stimulation. Then I straight ass-raped these white kids in COD4. [Call Of Duty 4 for you lame-os]. Uh, I mean there has to be something else I want to tell you about my day. Oh yeah, church was cool today. I laughed about something, but cannot seem to recall exactly what I was laughing at. Oh yeah, Mai spent some madd bank yesterday. She was on punishment until I seduced her this morning. I won't embarrass her with repeating the things that came out of her mouth. el oh el. EL OHHHHH EL.

By the way, IF you thought this was Noah before getting to this sentence. You should got just eat watermelon and pass out because it's me, MAI! Lmfao. I so hacked his stuff. Actually no, he gave me his login, and I wonder if he is going to do anything to mine. Well, anywho, he straight whooped me for my credit card and all the spending I did yesterday on it. But, I needed most of those things. You know how we women are! Let's get mushy for a few sentences shall we?

This guy, Noah or whatever is like crack and I smoke him everyday. Scratch that line. On a very, very serious note. He is like everything that I have wanted. And things never become or have ever been awkward with him. Pretty damn sure it will never be. I dig that he has been nothing but perfectly honest with me and I could give him nothing more than give him the same back which I will always do. Yeah, he's the jack to my beanstalk. chea. ♥ I love youuu, snugglebugglechipmunkcheeks. ♥

Well, he is off to play COD4 and straight pwn with his little team and such. Ugh, I am still going to start G.F.A.M.T. [girlfriends against man toys]. Only after I get his loving and his signature for a canopy bed. Lol. Alright, that's enough with the hacking. Let me get off before I touched something and fuck up. ;(((