HEAVY Sleeper

Lol, man. I wake up today like it's a normal ass day. Throw a shirt on mad quick, throw on some shorts, and some Jays, and I'm ghost out of the residence. Get a call from my mom as soon as I walk out of the house.

mom: are you awake yet?
me: yeah, chill.
me: been awake for 5 minutes now hahahaha.
mom: yeah, just get to class.
mom: did you feel that earthquake last night?
me: naw, i was dreaming about my love.
mom: oh lordy christ jesus, tell her i said hi.
me: will do.
me: I LOVE YOU MOMMMMM.
mom: bye noah.

So yeah, I slept through an earthquake. LMFAO. So I'm driving my regular backstreets route to get to class, and I turn on the MJ Morning Show on Z107.7. I've been listening to them since I've lived in Tampa. Glad as fuck STL is one of their affiliates. And they're talking about the earthquake. I'm like damn, niggas this shit is serious. No major damage though, maybe some broken windows and alters bricks on buildings. Maybe a wimpy ass tree that's fell over, no big deal. Turn the static and "Keke the First Lady" (what a retardedly ugly bitch) on 100.3 the Beat just stepped into the studio. Asked the audience about the earthquake.

Come to find out, the quake was a 5.3 on the scale.

I guess that's a tad bit serious?
Just a bit.

Funniest shit is, me and Samantha were talking about this shit like last Tuesday. First off, Samantha is this fly white girl that looks JUST LIKE Marilyn Monroe, except she's scared of EVERYTHING. Storms, fast wind, etc. I mean, I guess if I were 5'4", 120 lbs., and fly as hell, I'd have to be insecure about SOMETHING.

Anyway, we were talking about earthquakes, and she said something about St. Louis being on the San Andreas fault line. I'm like, naw love that shit is in California. She of course argued it until Ste'phon came through and said that shit was in California. And the only reason he knew was because he played GTA: San Andreas start to finish (like that makes him an expert). BUT THAT IS COMMON KNOWLEDGE. But, Sam went on to say that there was a fault line we were sitting on, none of us denied it. Lol, and we really can't deny it now.

Walked up into Business Law class after my BIOG 101, and was taking the exam. SIMPLE by the way. Question 29, we all felt the first aftershock. Mrs. Dibble was on her pessimistic lawyer shit. "Everyone else feel that?... kinda felt like BONECRUSHER was stepping outside of our room."

At this point, I'm DYING laughing because our class is comprised of 28 white people, and 2 black guys. Myself, and Bryant. So just off the fact that Mrs. Dibble, the coolest white lady on earth next to my moms said THAT shit. It was game over. I had to read question 29 like 5 times over after that just to make sure I wasn't fucked up. Hah.

So, that's all for today. FUCK TRAFFIC on the military base yesterday. I hate when they do those fucking operations & lock the shit down. Plus rampant soccer moms PULL OUT in front of you even when the line hasn't moved in a HOUR AND FORTY-FIVE FUCKING MINUTES. Made me wanna get out of my car and snuff the bitch something nasty. Blah, fuck my ranting. All it did was make me get to class 45 minutes late. Though I did sit in that line close to 2 hours.

God bless. This weekend is ME time. COD4 LIVE FIRE WEEKEND, whoaz.

Oh, and I'll be on Mai's clitoris as well. Metaphorical sense. Because we all know she wouldn't be able to take it.

Peace.