You Can Tell We're Tired

Come step into the minds of two niggas on a late Saturday night.
Errrr, early Sunday morning?

dsrtstorm9: need more girls to play cod4

dsrtstorm9: better yet

dsrtstorm9: hot girls

dsrtstorm9: yeeeeeeeeeeeeah

addiictedtoit: lmfaoooooooo

dsrtstorm9: should be like yo bitch

addiictedtoit: drunk & hot girls.

addiictedtoit: lmfao

dsrtstorm9: if you dont like get skeeted on

dsrtstorm9: cod4 can help improve ya eye and hand coordination

addiictedtoit: there were those gamerchix on cod4 tonight

dsrtstorm9: so you see that shit coming and you can move out the way

addiictedtoit: LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

addiictedtoit: so dead son, sooooo dead

dsrtstorm9: hahaha

dsrtstorm9: oh man

dsrtstorm9: talk about a pick up line

addiictedtoit: yo, i can see dre using that one.

dsrtstorm9: lmao

addiictedtoit: nigga would get shot down mad quick

dsrtstorm9: that nigga doesnt care one bit

addiictedtoit: but it's all good.

dsrtstorm9: he'll say something, just to say it

addiictedtoit: hell yeah, just like derek.

dsrtstorm9: oh god

dsrtstorm9: derek is the worst

addiictedtoit: "YOU KILLED ME, OUUUUUUUCHHHHH"

dsrtstorm9: hahahaha

addiictedtoit: so dead off that one

dsrtstorm9: when dre was telling me

dsrtstorm9: i was like oh god

addiictedtoit: i was crying son, that shit was mad funny

dsrtstorm9: god help me

dsrtstorm9: too much comedy in my life

dsrtstorm9: going to die to laughter at some point

addiictedtoit: i'm so dead

addiictedtoit: @ derek's myspace profile picture son

addiictedtoit: why does he have that fall out boy jacket on

dsrtstorm9: lol

dsrtstorm9: derek tho is an attention whore at times

dsrtstorm9: this guy will say anything to a girl

dsrtstorm9: like no beef

addiictedtoit: i'm SO dead right now.

dsrtstorm9: shit is embarassing when we go out to eat and we have a female waiter

dsrtstorm9: jus imagine his random shit talk on Live

dsrtstorm9: is the same shit he would say to a girl

dsrtstorm9: and he doesnt care

dsrtstorm9: im like facepalm my dude

dsrtstorm9: now i cant even look @ this waiter in the face

addiictedtoit: looool, i gotta be conserverative with bitches

addiictedtoit: i hate the arrogance they all have anyway

dsrtstorm9: hehehe

dsrtstorm9: oh man this black coworker of mine

addiictedtoit: i can't believe this jacket son

addiictedtoit: it's like he raided his lil' sister's closet

dsrtstorm9: was tight when i was like i cant do the black girl thing

dsrtstorm9: bc they be looking hurt

dsrtstorm9: when she heard it

dsrtstorm9: she walked away from me

dsrtstorm9: good thing shes one of those cool black girls

dsrtstorm9: one you never want to tap in a million years

dsrtstorm9: even if you 2 were the last humans and you needed to procreate to save mankind

dsrtstorm9: but can be friendly with and laugh it up bc she understands guy talk

dsrtstorm9: hell me and rich narrowed it down to what black guys talk about

dsrtstorm9: food

dsrtstorm9: what girls you wanna smash

dsrtstorm9: games

addiictedtoit: that's about right son

addiictedtoit: we never talk about politics

addiictedtoit: because i'd get mad at you niggers

addiictedtoit: can't even front

dsrtstorm9: prob add clothes and sneakers to it

addiictedtoit: music son

dsrtstorm9: yeah music too

addiictedtoit: we clown each other TOO much

dsrtstorm9: hell yeah

addiictedtoit: "fuck your schedule at school nigga, you're mad blocked up"

addiictedtoit: fuck you nigga

dsrtstorm9: cant even make a statement without getting a no homo or pause

dsrtstorm9: its like stfu

dsrtstorm9: you faggot ass nigga for even thinking that

dsrtstorm9: but i do laugh

dsrtstorm9: bc its funny

addiictedtoit: lmfao

addiictedtoit: son

addiictedtoit: !!! @ that shit you said today

addiictedtoit: ohhhhhh buddy

dsrtstorm9: hahaha

dsrtstorm9: i forgot what i even said

dsrtstorm9: i blame mike tho

dsrtstorm9: nigga is the worst

addiictedtoit: man you said some homotastic shit

addiictedtoit: "them niggas are coming from behind"

dsrtstorm9: hahahahaha

addiictedtoit: but i think you meant it like "cum"

addiictedtoit: son, no homo

addiictedtoit: that was mad gay

dsrtstorm9: i shoulda said flanked, but i was like

dsrtstorm9: i need to convey this message quick

addiictedtoit: lmfaaaaaaaaaaao

addiictedtoit: we knew what you meant

addiictedtoit: but damn

dsrtstorm9: lmao

addiictedtoit: gotta watch yourself around us lmfao

dsrtstorm9: fucking assholes

dsrtstorm9: but tony is worst

addiictedtoit: hell yesssssss

dsrtstorm9: whenever someone calls him a faggot

dsrtstorm9: he goes off

addiictedtoit: looooool

addiictedtoit: that nigga was going off on his kid for not flushing the toilet twice

dsrtstorm9: lmao

addiictedtoit: i cried laughing my nig

addiictedtoit: thought i was gonna run out of air to breathe

dsrtstorm9: his step daughter is cool

dsrtstorm9: even tho she 5

dsrtstorm9: bc i hate most lil kids

dsrtstorm9: all of them is annoying

dsrtstorm9: but there are rare ones and im like wow

dsrtstorm9: this kid is 110% cool

addiictedtoit: true

addiictedtoit: man, i'm glad i purchase condoms

dsrtstorm9: asshole

dsrtstorm9: hahaha

addiictedtoit: LMFAO

addiictedtoit: man i'm looking through myspace

dsrtstorm9: i dont know why but in the south the marriages are early

addiictedtoit: and i'm wondering why jay has a pacifier in his mouth

dsrtstorm9: like 21-24 niggas getting hitched

addiictedtoit: man, fuck that

dsrtstorm9: but the thing is, thoe marriages last for some reason

dsrtstorm9: *those

dsrtstorm9: but fuck that

addiictedtoit: nigga truly in love i guess

dsrtstorm9: wtf is a nigga doing throwing his youth away for

dsrtstorm9: man all that marriage shit can wait until my late 20s early 30s

dsrtstorm9: bc i want to fucking travel and see the earth before settling down and locking myself in a cage for 20+ years

dsrtstorm9: bc once those kids come, gg

addiictedtoit: true

dsrtstorm9: your life just revolves round them until they gtfo

addiictedtoit: i mean

addiictedtoit: you technically could travel with the wifey

addiictedtoit: before you fuck up and bust in her

addiictedtoit: but i suppose it would be alright to hit the world dolo

dsrtstorm9: man, if a good looking bitch was like my tubes is tied

dsrtstorm9: be like sign this prenupt and lets do this bitch

addiictedtoit: l

addiictedtoit: o

addiictedtoit: l

addiictedtoit: man why must you niggas be so funny

dsrtstorm9: hahahaha

dsrtstorm9: i dont care how much im in love

dsrtstorm9: prenupt all the way

dsrtstorm9: its a shame a bitch can come into your life and take all your stuff and she didnt even work for it

dsrtstorm9: thats why i dont hate on that middle eastern culture

dsrtstorm9: the keep they hos in check

dsrtstorm9: bitch was unfaithful

dsrtstorm9: stone her please while i find a new bitch

addiictedtoit: nigga, lmfaooooooooo

dsrtstorm9: you know im right

dsrtstorm9: hahahaha

We're TOO chilled out. Oh... and if you were wondering.

Get ready.

Lol, Derek, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

I'm SO dead right now. I hope you enjoyed, or at least know a little more about how WE think. -looks up at the pic. LMFAO, I'm going to have to have a serious talk with this nigga.

Peace.