"Trying to make this short & sweet
Just like the women that are into me."
SO! A nigga's birthday is up & coming. And I figure making a mental list would help me progress into a more feasible list. Now, when I say feasible... it may mean a different thing to you than it does to me. But that doesn't really matter does it? Nawl, it doesn't. So, with no further ado here goes the list... at it's most tentative stage. (But most likely it's final stage lawl).
1. Venture Bros. Season 1 & 2.
--- Yes, I am mad greedy. Yes, I watch cartoons.
And yes, this is the best cartoon hands-down. If you don't agree, suck my dick no homo.
2! ...
--- Well, that was as far as I got. <_<;
I know, I know. You thought a nigga was gonna list off mad shit in hopes of one of the things presented on the list the fam-bam would get him when all he'll really get are some new boxers and a toothbrush. But alas, I already know that's what I'll most likely be getting.
Otherwise, if I had a choice. A nigga would certainly list a ZUNE 80GB Original en negro. Maybe a pair of SB Dunks, and a funnel cake smothered with powered sugar with a SOBe Power. That's all I'd want. No fancy schmancy bullshit. This is some bare essentials shit! A nigga's life is music, I can't walk around like a downtown Honolulu bum barefoot, and a nigga needs to eat!
Yeah, bet that.
Oh, and Mai. Can you get me one of these:
PRETTY PLEASE WITH A CHERRY ON TOP OF HER BREASTS THAT I CAN LICK OFF SLOWLY? I'm so serious right now. (T_T;)
And don't worry if the fam-bam gets me one as well. TWO IS BETTER THAN ONE I ALWAYS SAY HA HA HA HA HA... HA.
Yezzir!
Saturday, May 24, 2008
Uno.
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punishment, ya feel me?
ONE WEEK, ya feel me?
And to think I was going to give you those DVDs.
You just phail'd, epically.
ya feel me?
♥
I'm getting her, whether you like it or not.
I'll get her for you...
Whew, she is the most sexiest thing... I've... uh, nvm
I feel Liz lurking around somewhere :/
get her and you're dead. =|
carmine, please don't encourage him.
I've got her right now.
But, you can have her when I'm done, Haze.
:]
Oh, wait..
no you can't.
Mai said so.
Guess I get to keep her to myself.
+1 for Juelz! ^_^
ANDOMG.
Me and my sister were just talking about funnel cakes last night.
She went to a carnival, and had one.
I haven't had one, in so long.
-sigh.
You want that?
:|
-roll my eyes
I'll get you Eva Mendes.
Nah, I got EVA all to myself.
no lesbo, tho.
But he can have that one.
She's whack. Plus that's a push-up bra.
pwnt
selma, ftl?
=/
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