I had a near death experience at around 7:15 AM this morning.
Let me set this scenario up for you.
I woke up at around 11:00 PM last night, haven't slept since. Been fiddling around with some shit. Got on the phone, etc. So I finally decide and say to myself, "Hey self, why not get ready for church early this Sunday? Do something different, yenno?". So I did. And with nothing else to do but ponder on life, I went outside to retrieve a Newport and proceed to light it up. All was well, pacing back and forth, looking at the horizon & rising sun from the east. WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN. Three birds, pigeon type of birds come barreling from the side of my house. Two pigeon birds, fly off on a different course. One heads straight for me.
At this point, I have my Newport in my mouth, all I want is to smoke. Maybe enjoy it for once. But no, this bitch-ass bird decides to try and Jihad my shit. So I'm looking at this bird, and I'm just standing there in shock that this nigga is bold enough to fly right at me. So at the last second I drop my right shoulder back, and get on some Matrix 2 shit, and avoid the bird by a hair.
Man, if I stayed in that position... the bitch could've seriously punctured something. He was heading straight for my throat. He's lucky I didn't just hit him out of my air space. You live to see another day, you Muhammed Al-Shir Rasheed Amir ass mother fucker.
Anyway, went to church. Typical shit as always.
One saying stood out to me though:
"Walk by faith, not by signs."
I know, it's mad cliche'. But it's true. And it's making me rethink my whole last two day experience. I don't know.
Let me contemplate it some more, I'll get back to you.
EDIT: Still contemplating it. But I put a temp. banner up. Doesn't portray what I'm trying to get across in it's entirety, but it works. I also am thinking I need to rework my playlists, may work on that some more and come through with another edit/update.
Ehhhh, we'll see.
Sunday, June 22, 2008
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9 comments:
wtf? damn evil ass birds. :(
I know, right?
Felt like I was in an Alfred Hitchcock movie for a minute there.
Lmfao. Remember the bird incident you had? That has to be a cousin of some sort and they came back to make matters worse.
Or perhaps iit was after your Newport.
That's a heavy line. Not cliche to say in the least. I believe that can make others rethink a lot of things
Oh yeah, by the way,
BIRDS FOR THE WIN ♥
Mayn, fuck you.
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Lol stop getting madddd
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You vowed to NEVER speak of the bird situation.
No one knows what I am talking about so TECHNICALLY it's still in my secret box.
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