SIUE Is For Power Walkers

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Hi haters!

Sike naw, what up though? Haven't updated in what seems like forever, so let me get down to business.

I went up to my 4-year college for an appointment that I thought was at 9:30 AM. It was really at 9:00 AM. Lucky I got up stupid early. (That was TRULY a fluke). But, instead of having the 'academic adviser' I was assigned to... good thing, because she was an uptight Amazon bitch anyway. I got this black lady as a counselor! LOL THAT'S A STEP DOWN. IM KIDDEN IM KIDDEN SHE WUZ COOL. Lol, let me stop. She was really informative. Told me that I can get a General Education waiver after this semester I'm in is done (in 8 days to be exact). Which MEANS, I don't have to do shit as far as SIUE's curriculum. I have 61? credit hours. And for the program I'm going into, you need something like 26 credit hours of 'free electives'. I have 29 hours, thank Goddddddddd. So I don't have to do anymore bullshit like basket-weaving. I sure as hell was running out of options.

But yeah, I got dicked out of my schedule for my Fall '08 semester. It seems everyone got to apply in April when they opened up. Well, the information I sent to SIUE (transcripts, money, and application) were all just sitting on a fucking desk for 5 months. Oh, but they cashed the check. So I got dicked out of registering for classes, and my classes are spread out to hell. Well, only on Monday. I still need to register for one more class, and I want it to be Spanish. But when I try to register, it says I don't have the PREREQ. I mean, wtf... I just sat through a Spanish 101 course in Spring '08... better let me fucking register by the weekend.

Worst part of the day by far... the Parking Services office. Why was their office the worst part, you ask?

http://www.siue.edu/MATH/conference2002/info-pack/SIUE_map_large.pdf

THAT IS THE SOLE REASON WHY.

Look at the fucking campus map. The cheapest Parking permit is $89. And that's for Parking lots P4-11. Which is hilarious, because P4-8 are like a mile away from any building of significance with classrooms, and 9-11 are around buildings like the early child development center. WTF. So, there's another permit for $131, which would let me park in the F category, which is RIGHT BY THE GYM AND ALL MY CLASSES. And it would also allow me to park in C, B, and P1-3 lots after 3 PM. Which would be LOVELY.

I bring this up to ma dukes, and it goes NOWHERE. She's truly a cold-hearted caucasian bitch. Man, let me stop. I'm lying right there. She's a caucasian and native-american supremist racist bitch. MY BAD. Shorty won't shell out $42 so I don't have to cross 4 lanes of inward and outbound highway traffic? So I won't have to walk a mile to my class each time I drive the 35 minutes to go up there Mondays, Wednesdays, and POSSIBLE Fridays?

Mayn, fuck you.

I guess I'mma have to do like Carmine and skateboard my ass to classes. Which is fine, I haven't been on a skateboard in 5 years, but goddamn. Ayo Carmine! What's good with a board with one of those designs you posted a while back? I'm gon' try and be fresh at least. Heh, I'm in the process of gathering my clothes to sell them at Pluto's Closet tomorrow. If you don't know what it is, look it up. I'm tired of explaining it.

I may join a fraternity to piss my moms off. Iota Psi? Theta looks like a good choice of colors. I mean, it was either "red & ugly maroon, ewwww gold too!" as Lizzy said, fagtastic purple & yellow, or yellow and black. Guess I'mma do that to get her heated, cause the bitch won't shell out 40 dolares to get me closer to the gym and shit. Fucking slut.

On a lighter note...

Just look at the top left doe.

I'm the shit, and you're not.

LIZZY!************

If you see this before the interview, hit me up! I have some questions you could slur off at her! Otherwise, good luck! I know it'll be good.

Holler back young'n.

Whoo, whoo !