Top 5 - Dead or Alive

I'm no necrophiliac.

I decided to start a new trend, and it will catch on like wildfire. Just you watch. I figure this will be interesting to see who people are truly attracted to. No use of current girlfriends, boyfriends, exes or anything of the sort. Strictly figures either famous (or not so famous), and aren't known by you directly. With no further ado; these are the top 5 individuals of the opposite sex I'm most attracted to in ascending order & the reasons why. Are you ready for this? 5 to 1.

Kiera Knightley

From the first time I saw her in Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace, she had me hooked. This woman is not only sexy to me in a physical aspect, but the way she commands respect melts me. I seriously did not even begin to find white women attractive until she stepped on the scene. And even now, she's the only woman with a deficient amount of melanin I would put a ring on. From her roles in the Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy to Domino, and finally to Atonement... she has me fucking addicted. Not to mention, her accent makes me cringe in a child-like joy EVERY time it graces my eardrums. This girl is a definite keeper in my book.

Eva Mendes

God damn. Fully-clothed, and still makes my jaw drop. She truly leaves me speechless. My Latin lover, my supreme queen. My wonderful baby boo schnookum pie sweet-cake honey buns. She is the first woman I have ever had a celebrity crush on. And for that, she is deserving of the number 4 spot on my list. Training Day was her first introduction to me, and I'll never forget her off that. Not only is she ridiculously exotic in my eyes, but she is hands down the most sensual woman I've ever laid eyes on. But that only goes so far... that's when her eyes take the lead. Her eyes completely destroy worlds, and I love them. She is (more than she knows), my future wife. I'm glad you got out of rehab and cleaned up! FUCK THAT. It's the way she proves she's human by making MISTAKES make her sexy in my eyes. Though, I am overly ecstatic you did that opening scene in We Own The Night! Oh, did I mention she's environmentally aware? Her PETA ad is classic. She ALMOST makes me want to be a vegan; then I remember I'm too cool for that bullshit.

Salma Hayek

asdfijaoisdj;foisdahioas;jflkdshfiuwghealkfnm,svczxiuhpoqwer[pejkwmklnfdughifdj!!!!!!!!!!! From Dusk 'Til Dawn, Fools Rush In, Dogma, Wild Wild West, Once Upon A Time In Mexico, countless TV spots and magazine ads. This women was a fucking obsession of mine for the greater part of 10 years of my life. Her accent kills me, she's intelligent, and she's stunningly beautiful. She oozes sexual prowess. She is SO nice and caring, it murders me. She's so attractive in an endless stream of ways. She's 41, and still looks like she's 23. I swear to you, if she didn't fuck up and marry that faggot and have his daughter... man. I'd wreck that into the new millenia. Non-fiction. Salma Hayek is God's gift to man. A goddess in her own respect. All I can hope for is that Valentina grows up to be HALF as gorgeous as her mother. (Only 18 years to wait! akekekekekekkee).

Riyo Mori

Never thought I'd say it, but this woman is the shit. There's nothing else to fucking say really. She's drop dead gorgeous, intelligent, ambitious, sexy, and sophisticated. Not to mention, she's the former Miss Universe 2007. God damn man, what kind of luck must you have to meet, court, and marry a woman like this? The lucky fuck that bags this one will be envied by me until my dying day. She's a role model for countless girls around the world, eloquent way beyond her TWENTY-TWO years, and extremely easy on my eyes. I bet she's BOMB in bed. -sigh. What is a love struck fool like myself to do?

Tamia

Dopedopedopedopedopedopedope. She is truly what I wish every woman on this earth was. Going far beyond her exterior, this woman bears her soul on her sleeve. The way this woman sings brings tears to my eyes, chills up my spine, and twists and contorts my soul in ways only the most wonderful of women could. She is the perfect fit to round out the top of my list. I am attracted to her beyond her Aphrodite, and lusting after her mind. I mean... look at her freckles! She is the ONLY women I know that can pull off freckles without looking like an out-casted, red-haired, slave-whipped step-child. She is so happy-go-lucky... but REALISTIC about life despite her social and economic status. I don't know how she does it, but she makes me want to walk the seven seas for her. Naw, I know how she does it... it's how utterly easy-going, limitless, and 'comfortable in her own skin' she portrays herself as being. THAT is sexy. She's goofy. She makes me laugh, even on some of her recordings she has skits and such that just make me smile. And they let me know she's actually a human being with a full understanding of humor. Everyone that knows me knows I have a sick sense of humor and they way to my heart is being able to make me laugh; Tamia easily does that. I used to say I was going to hire an assassin to take Grant Hill out so that her and I may lead a wonderful life together forever and always. I still plan on it. Grant, watch the fuck out, you have it coming to you. This guy is the luckiest man on the planet. I cannot express my jealousy in text, it's nigh impossible. If I had the chance to speak with Tamia one-on-one... dawg... I'd be speechless. I'd probably quiver with fear and hope to God she doesn't realize how much of an uber dork I am. Anyway, cheers to Tamia. The woman I am most attracted to, despite her being married. Long live the queen!


Didn't make the cut, but they emanate my style.

• Patricia de Leon - Look her up and you'll see why she's a future contender. Classy, overly interesting, and genuine. But not as many years under her belt as others.
  

• Sara Bareilles - Easily one of the most awe-inspiring singers I've come across. But, she's a tad 'new' on my front, so I had to hold back on giving her a prime position.

• Benazir Bhutto - Former Prime Minister of Pakistan. Truly a genius in intuition and ambition with political processes. Changed the world, but left long before her time due to assassination. R.I.P.

EDIT: I didn't do this to show off "eye candy" or to be like omgwtfbbqherbodyissosexy. No. I did this more or less to let my thought process come across as to what I find attractive in a female. Whether it be their prowess shown through cinema, the changes they've made in the world or even their personal lives, the respect they demand and recieve, or the blatant soulfulness they portray... they are all sexy in my eyes. Not solely sexy in terms of the physical, but of the mental. Hopefully this won't be watered down into some stereotypical bullshit mess. Have fun with it. Credit given where credit is over-due, yes? Yes, I believe so.

Anyway, there it is. Simple enough, right? Think REALLY hard about what attracts you, and who the top 5 (for lack of a better term) celebrities are. List them whichever way you want, and show the inner circle. It'll be interesting to see what people find beautiful. No limits except the relationship stipulation. Hmmmmmmmm, 'til further notice!

Getatme,B.