I live next to Circuit City, so I know about computers.

Well, today has been a boring day. I woke up and went to church, promptly fell into a nice slumber as the pastor begin his sermon and woke up as he called for the last prayer and shit. Nice sleep. That azn girl and I are going to watch Babylon A.D. today sometime. We were going to watch it last night, but I was sleepy as shit and opted to watch it today. It's better be good

You know being a guy can have it's advantages and disadvantages.

ADVANTAGES

• I have a penis.
• I have a BIG penis
• I don't bleed from my vagina every month.
• I don't have boobs, even though those are nice to look at.
• Oh yeah, I don't bleed from my vagina every fucking month.

DISADVANTAGES

• Nothing... I'm a fucking guy.
  

Man, now that's how you should hold a watermelon. Two hands, fingers spread slightly, and lift with the shoulders. Speaking of... I love watermelon. Not seedless though. Seedless watermelons are for pussies and Asians (no offense, Mai ilyykt!). I'll take a bite of watermelon and then go spit the seeds at nuns as they walk by to go to their shitty Nunery. Lollerskatesz.

Oh yeah, Mai showed me her boobs...

God, she is so amazingly azn, isn't she? I mean, how can you hate her? Her mom is cool too. She made me this pho soup shit. Oh my god, it was fucking disgusting... but I sat there and ate it just to see Mai smile. And oh my when she laughs, it sounds like a dead giraffe being raped by a gorilla. It's oh so sexy.

She loves me long time.

Well, I'm going outside. If you know me well enough, you KNOW what I'm doing.

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