Tuesday, September 23, 2008

An Ode To Blonde Actresses


Oh blonde actress!

How can you have me looking so longingly?
I remember when you used to be on Veronica Mars (what a gay show...)
I'm glad you're now on Heroes!
Well... since last season, but you're back!
I am pretty sure not only would I rape you in the most loving way
But I would also allow you to do some things along the lines of oral sex
No disrespect!, I wouldn't want the Elle Bishop in you to come out
I don't believe 500 volts of electricity would feel too pleasant
But you do see how you're laying down in that picture above?

That is how you will look right before I please you 500 times every night.


Fin~

6 comments:

mai. said...

The post is blah


but I'd listen to your playlist all day

NAP said...

Post of epic proportions, you're bullshitting.

mai. said...

Lol why would I care about that Veronica Mars chick.











I said I liked your playlist a lot!


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NAP said...

She is more important.

Anonymous said...

you can keep the blondies, son.


gimme the brewnets.

NAP said...

No way, brunettes with blue eyes all come my way.