One Century

Debating whether to do this or not... fuck it. I don't care anyway. I figure I'm bored enough to facet this blog at 2:06 AM, I may as well socket it with something new.

• I have logged 200 posts to this date, I truthfully think my LP blog is better.
• I'm 20 years old... I feel like I'm 30+.
• I'm Algerian, Italian and Cherokee.
• I'm a military brat, I've lived EVERYWHERE. (No, I don't care if you are too.)
• I was going to be a father once upon a time.
• My family despises me, this is evident through various reasons/actions on their part.
• I have a half sister whom is never to be discussed in this household.
• I have my Associates in Arts degree.
• I tend to begin relationships with the worst women on the planet. This is never evident before the relationship starts. But that's a whole other novel to portray.
• I can sing.
• I was enrolled in ballet when I was six, but got pulled out of the program. I now dance hip-hop, but haven't even stepped foot inside a dance studio in 5+ years.
• I'm a lazy perfectionist.
• Procrastination is my vice... I see it as a godly trait. I thrive off the pressure to get something done at the last minute.
• My IQ is higher than yours, guaranteed.
• I played basketball and football during my earlier high school years. Due to some differences I had with my coaches, I told them to fuck off. I then quit.
• I make friends easily, but I am extremely timid in new situations.
• I used to sell drugs; namely marijuana and pure cocaine.
• I've been stabbed in my shoulder.
• I can bench press 330+ lbs.
• I'm around 5'10" in height. Haven't measured myself in ages though.
• I want to travel.
• I don't know my biological grandfather on my mother's side. He's a racist dick.
• I am predominately attracted to Filipino women, I have no idea why.
• I was introduced to hip-hop when I was six years old. My first CD was illmatic.
• I have a scar on my left forearm, it is a reminder of what depression means.
• I do not believe in astrological signs, fortunes in fortune cookies, Ms. Cleo, unicorns, palm readers, or midgets. I believe they're all figments of our imagination. But, I do believe in the Chupacabra.
• I am voting for McCain. (No, I don't care about your political beliefs.)
• My first crush was in third grade. Her name was Amanda Tauzin.
• I am a skilled tinikler.
• I have an extensive vernacular, but my favorite words are derogatory and socially unacceptable in normal conversation. (i.e. fuck, bitch, faggot).
• I dislike black women; there are an endless amount of reasons. None of them being stereotypes... even though most of them are in fact ignorant hormonal bitches with egos bigger than their brains. Too bad that's not saying much.
• I buy shoes too often. Most of my shoes are SB Dunks, Jordans, or New Balance. I was into New Balance before it was cool.
• I believe Goten was the best Dragonball Z character. Fuck that, I know he was.
• I have a retardedly high amount of hand-eye coordination.
• I am colorblind.
• I don't enjoy drinking alcohol; and if I do drink I tend to do so in moderation.
• I am a chronic smoker, I started smoking when I was 13. Weed to Black & Milds to cigarettes. The latter began last year.
• My brother has ADD, and it has ultimately been MY curse for the past 20 years.
• I'm a sarcastic pessimist. I tend to voice my opinion whether you want to hear it, or if it will hurt your feelings or not.
• Stereotypes make me laugh and I use them in abundance. I believe this is why people think I'm racist. I'm not.
• I drive a 2001 Dodge Neon. People say it's a purpleish magenta. I don't really give a fuck because I'm colorblind. It gets me from point A to point B. Her name is Lucille.
• I have a Verizon Wireless phone. It's a Motorola piece of shit. Since my LG broke on me last year this is all I have to work with.
• I am an extremely heavy sleeper. I slept through an earthquake recently.
• Hawai'i was by far the best place I've lived in my lifetime thus far.
• I'm ambidextrous.
• There are over 13,000 songs on my computer; I only listen to about 2,500 on a regular basis.
• I have two dogs. Sadie is dumb, but cute. Leilani is smart, but (some say she is) ugly. I adore both of them. Sadie is 2, Leilani is 5.
• I used to play World of Warcraft. If you want some tips, or want to buy an account for two EPIC 70 characters... HAWLUR AT A PLAYUHHHH.
• I'm lactose intolerant.
• My favorite book is Finding Fish: A Memoir.
• If I were a superhero, my "Kryptonite" would be styrofoam. I HATE the sound of styrofoam rubbing together.
• Daybreak was my favorite TV show of all time. I have since boycotted ABC since they cancelled it. I wish they would release a season DVD or continue the storyline with the same cast on another network.
• I sleep on the right side of the bed. My future wife will hate me if she is accustomed to that side, because that bitch will be getting used to the other side.
• I partied ALOT in high school, I do not enjoy it anymore. I find it to be childish to an enormous degree.
• I box.
• I dislike running. Not like running to get away from something, but recreational running. It is tedious. I never understood Track & Field.
• I have seen someone die.
• I once had two pet salamanders.
• Sometimes I think I'm crazy, but in truth I'm just weird.
• I am considered an athletic, timid, musically inclined, skateboarding, nerd scribe... at least by society's standards.
• I dislike gossip to some degree; it seems EVERYONE finds me as the gossip outlet though.
• My ex girlfriends are failures, this is non-fiction.
• My major is Criminal Justice. I just want to shoot someone legally.
• My favorite drink is a tie between SoBe POWER, and Strawberry Kiwi Kool-Aid. I do not believe neither can win that fight.
• I gravitate toward a person's personality before their look. If they emenate stupidity, I make sure I never talk to them.
• I'm pretty sure I was Ghengis Khan in my past life, and a snail before that.
• The Ganges river has corpses floating down it. And people drink out of it. Cool fact for you.
• If I were one of the 12 disciples, I would've been the one to smack Peter for saying stupid shit all the time.
• I have an odd amount of Filipino friends. It's kind of disturbing once I think about it.
• I don't believe I'll be relationship material for some time.
• I brush my teeth in the shower.
• My favorite dessert is cherry pie. I always buy one and cook it for my birthday. Mrs. Smith only. I remember my grandmother on my father's side made one from scratch and I puked up a cherry stem. Mrs. Smith makes the best, sorry grandma.
• My middle name is my father's first name. My initials spell out "NAP".
• My favorite movie is A Walk To Remember.
• I am a King's Quest fiend. If you don't know what King's Quest is, google toolbar is your friend.
• St. Louis is the STD capital of the United States of America as of 2008. Cool fact for you #2.
• I believe batteries should last longer than they do. They run out at the worst times, always.
• I cut my own hair. I COULD be a barber. Naaaaaahhhhh.
• Break You Off by The ROOTs is the best song ever made. The album version of the song only.
• I have a playboy bunny clock hanging on my wall. Handcrafted by me.
• I am far-sighted and supposed to wear glasses. I have 20/15 vision though. I never wear my D&G glasses, ever.
• I need a job, life seems so boring with nothing occupying one's time.
• My favorite color is black. Which is a conundrum because black is void of all color.
  
• I wish I could fast forward my life 2 or so years into the future. That would set me at the place I want to be right now.
• I grow my hair out ever year, and I don't know why. I'm beginning to think I do it just to have something to aspire to.
• I haven't cried in 7 years or so.
• Despite what you've heard, seen, or lurk-read... I am the coolest person you will ever encounter in your lifetime. Which could be a good or a bad thing for you, depending on how much I hate you.
• If I sing and you're on the phone with me, that means I am comfortable talking to you/being around you. Few have that privledge.
• Monsoons are torrential winds despite common belief, not vast amounts of rain. Cool fact for you #3.
• Saysaysaysaysaysaysay! Why's it gotta be a bitch?
• Only one person on this planet will read this in it's entirety.
• By the way, I am the dopest writer you will ever have the opprotunity to talk to. So I suggest getting in your questions, comments, etc. before I start charging for tips.

I keep it non-fiction.

One love.