Barack O'Problems

LONG DAY, I'll write this shit after I hibernate.

Really, I will.

EDIT: -sigh .

I am mad late on this, and it was pushed aside. Just no desire was present for me to write upon this topic. But, in the most basic form, Election Day (Nov. 4th) was bullshit to say the very least.

As I sit here trying to find this song... (long story), I recount the events of Nov. 4th. First let me say, I worked the day of the election for the Feds as a Judge over the election. Easy enough.

Fuck it, let me do this in bullets, it makes more sense. Plus, I'm not up for the narrative I usually compose. So, I hope these get my point across.

• Judge over the Election, meaning I have more authority than you.
• Paid a flat rate, tax-free, 390 dolares for 13? hours of work.
• Black people are mad ignorant when they think "change" is coming.
• White people are just as ignorant in that light.
• I had to sit at a table with all Democrats praising Obama all day.
• Did you know Obama is a Socialist ?
• BTW, Communism = Socialism.
• Change does not define anything being "good" or "better" change can be for the worse.
• The black girl that sat next to me during the whole election didn't speak a word to me. Good thing, because not only was she unpleasant to look at, but also unpleasant to speak to.
• My father was first line of command at our 5 precincts, while Tina was second... which makes me third. Which was lame, but I did boss people around.
• There were TOO many black people that came in to vote without registering to vote. JOKE IS ON THOSE NIGGAS. ROFLROFLROFLCOPTER SUPREME.
• I was the only person doing work at 3 of the 5 precincts, which was bullshit since I just got inundated as a Judge.
• I got a bunch of people to vote, although there were errors with the system. So, next time you see me I expect a humongous "thank you" .
• Chicago should annex itself from Illinois and be it's own state.
• I graduated with Tina's daughter. By the way, Tina is a MILF.
• Our precincts were the most crowded on the East side of STL, so the news crew "FOX 2" came out to interview who was in charge (that being my father). After his interview, they found out I was his son and proceeded to ask me for an interview. I told them I don't do interviews or autographs. The look on the reporter's face was fucking priceless.
• I spoke with my ex's parents when they came up to vote... separately... her mom hit on me. Her father congratulated me on some shit, another long story. "I don't know why Erica chose to mess with dudeXYZ over you, the only guy I liked that she brought home was you." Uh... thanks ?
• It was a long day, a very long day.
• I learned I dislike Steak & Shake with an unwavering hatred after the lunch we had bought for us.
• Being emotionally disturbed is now a handicap, and you can buy a dog for it to "cope with the pain". This is a fact, and it is also bullshit in the common sense respect.
• Niggers that scream, "Fuck you crackers and McCain!" in my presence not only got thrown out forcefully, but got a phone call from the authorities after that when I reported them for disturbing the peace & solicitation. Hope those charges look good on your already tarnished record.
• I may be stern, arrogant, and indignant; but I am right, always.
• Always.

ANYWAYYYY, that is the gist of my Election Day. Don't get me wrong, I'm not a satunch ignorant Republican. I vote for whoever is benefitting ME more. I do not vote for what is going to "better my community", because I don't plan on living here for the rest of my life. But, 2 years down the line, I vote for what I believe as far as a person's platform and executive strategy will help me out. With that being said, I voted for who did the most by me. Did I agree with all that person's agenda? No. Did I agree with them more than Barack's? Yes.

But, that's just me. In the meantime, I'll be throwing funds by the note before I get raped with taxes come Jan. 20th.

HAPPY 4-YEAR TAX PROBLEM DAYYYY!