4 Guys, A Game & 53,395 Zombies

Don't you feel all up in the clouds ?, no smoke
It feels like I'm higher than your life, no toke

Ever wondered to yourself if you could survive a zombie apocalypse ? Well, I have. I would hold no remorse if my family turned into zombies and I had to cap them in the brain. If a fellow survivor was pinned down, I would save my own ass. Selfish it may be, but I figure I have a good chance of repopulating humanity with a hot chick. If not... should've helped that nigga.

Anywho... I have proven I can survive a zombie apocalypse.

"HOWSO?!", you may ask.

Me and my cohorts have just completed the mega ultra zombie game of the century, on the hardest difficulty. Though we never left each other for dead, and never turned tail in a fight; we survived. And with that, I would like to make a toast. Because not only is a 5:07 AM victory filled with hatred and scorn for the slight flaws we have for each other when we spend upwards of 5 hours talking... but is also filled with cheers of glee that we have finally proven ourselves in the most respectful challenge to grace our eyes and minds within the past 10 years of our lives.

So, let us take a bow !


Dulan. Shut the fuck up when you're talking to me. Shooting me in the calf for the better of the team isn't going to cut it after 1:30 AM. Otherwise, I hate you for making me laugh to the extent I accidentally swung the shotgun around and capped Julius and Rich in the head. It wasn't funny at the moment... but for an hour after it was. Cheers!


Richfagrich. I dislike your niggerness and gay BLUE STEEL poseface in this picture (due to him not being photographed often in the wild), but everything else is A+. 1/4th of the squad, but all of the heart. And half of the fat. Son, if you ever, ever, ever make me stay up this late again over.... naw fuck it. It was worth it. Cheers x2!


"Yo, I wish Left 4 Dead had a tutorial on how to kill Boomers, specifically for Julius...". "I wish I had a tutorial on how to tell you to stop dating psychos." :'(
Yo, you are my niggggga to the end son. Even though we joke all the fucking time over serious shit, we know the boundaries. Glad you're around, b. 1/4th, but all dumbass. Gotta love Filipinos. Cheers x3!


Cheers to myself, by being the funniest & by far most coordinated of the four. With a 52% accuracy rating, and impeccable timing for sarcastic humor... I'm the shit. Not to mention staying up 5 hours with three near intolerable niggas for 4 nights straight. I mean, three including me. Julius isn't a nigga, he's a chink. Cheers x4!

May every one of our pains be champagnes !

In all, what did we accomplish other than more bonding now that we're all split up ? Why good sirs & siresses (lol ???), we beat Left 4 Dead on EXPERT difficulty. And BOY do I have stories, my grandkids will thank me for this 40 years down the line. I swear they will. They have a zombie horde genocidist in their bloodline, their show & tell would rock. Oh how I wish I had a camera for these late night conversations, play sessions and rants of jokes.


Even if our adrenaline dies untimely
Naught ever will our pride, b.

****I can survive Zombie Apocalypses, you can not.